| Wow, so much has happened in the past two weeks its going to take a while to catch up on. Either this is going to be a really long, intimidating post or I will have to fashion a second one.. or perhaps a third. Holy crap. "Why post at all, Kirstin? What happened to the lazy girl I knew and loved?!" you may say, well I found that if I post about my vacations, and forth of July here, then every person who asks about it after can be smacked with "READ MY XANGA!" man, now is that lazy?
I shall start first with Tuesday, June 24th - that day I woke up at 7 and went with my mom and dad to go pick up sara, who lives 15 minutes away, yet in another zip code. We then drove for 8 hours in a tightly packed car to Tennessee. Too many prepositions. Any who the car ride was simply magical. [p.s. I slept the majority of the time, and Sara was occupied by my parents who told her embarrassing stories about me.]
When we finally got over the shock of almost being killed by my dads driving up the side of the Smokey Mountains, we were in awe at our shiggity swank cabin. Mm, massive. It's rather sad though, because we were in the woods, at least 50 miles from "civilization" [AKA Dollywood, if you can call that a civilization] and the first thing Sara and I did when we got in the cabin, was plugging up all the AV outlets to charge the laptop, two cameras, cd/mp3 player, and cell phones. That night Sara and I stayed up late and [censored]  just kidding 
The next day was all rainy so we were forced to venture into the tiny, tourist trap town of "Little Creek". My mum and fasha dragged Sara and I along from some wild closeout shopping. If you don't know what that is, consider yourself lucky, because its just a bunch of stores in a strip mall that have the words "SALE" and "LIQUIDATION" everywhere, but the prices are still the same as everywhere. Plus the clothes are SOO last season. Sara and I amused ourselves at the "Bible factory outlet" I cant even begin to describe the fun we had, so I shall post pictures!
See the rain, and the sins?
Me.
My crotch.
Lookie what Sara got!
Lookie what I stole! ..kidding.. Although Sara and I did wonder if anyone had ever shoplifted from the Christian store. Better yet, if they stole a card with the ten commandments on it.
Then we went out to eat, omfg, too much food.
After all that excitement and when my parents grew sick of us, they dropped Sara and I off at some chuckie-cheeseish arcade.
Super Sexy Sara
I won us so many tickets from the strategy games, and we played lots of shooting games.. and even some spelling games! Eek. When we turned in our tickets, we won handcuffs [for shannon], two nail clippers, and 50 million pixi stix. [we had 1,900 some tickets]
The next day [uh.. Saturday?] the whole family [fasha, mumsy, me and Sara] went to Dollywood. Down there, people call roller coasters "roll-e-coasters," it's quite funny, and I'm happy to say that I went on all of the "roll-e-coasters." All two of them. We also watched an Xtreem sports show, and saw a bunch of hotties. [girls, IM me if you would like to see more pictures.]
mmm.. Do me.
Hot.
Sex-me.
The next day Sara and I went to the water park, and got MAJOR burns. Ouchies, mine is getting tan though, YAY!! ..skin cancer.. WOO! We went on all the slides and met some wave pool whores. That's all I can say. [Sorry, no pictures]
All four of us went horseback riding our last day in Tennessee, and it was fun. It was Sara's first time on a real horse, but that didn't slow us down. Oh wait, it did. Goddamn whose idea was it to but a novice rider in the front? Lmfao, just kidding.. Anyway, the best thing said to me that day was from our guide when we just mounted our horses he said to me "kick 'em like you kick your boyfriend!" roxers.
Giddy up.
After that, Sara and I went back to Dollywood and I was depressed and ate dip'n'dots. I'm glad to have gained at least 15 pounds on this trip.
Car pictures;
Me, playing with my fingers..
Sara makes me giggle.
AHHH!
Close-up on my AZN eye.
Susssh.. I'm sleeping.
Happy Sara.
Confused Sara.
Scared Kirstin.Kirstin |
..yes, he is cute
